Blade
09-07-2005, 06:45 PM
This is about nothing in general with, I'm assuming, no fan base.
I was walking along in the park one day when I ran across this crazy old sonuvabitch playing the harmonica. It sounded really nice and had a real bluesy feel to it. I was about the age of eight at this time, so I had no fucking outlook on life, really. Now, being naive and young, I sat up next to him, because I assumed he was really nice and stuff. He knocked the living shit out of me.
So, I lay there, sprawled out on the grass of the park, bleeding profusely from my fucking nose. I was pissed, let me tell you. Of course, I was just a little kid, so I just whined like the little pussy I was. Anyway, he ran off, because he wasn't a stupid motherfucker or anything. And then, out of the water flew a magnificent laser shark. It ripped my genitalia away with its razor sharp mangling teeth and then flew away. So anyway, I went home and cried, then my parents cussed me out and beat the shit out of me oo. Then, a few years later, when I was about fifteen, I got Livejournal, and it made my whole life better.
I've got an online G/F, I get to express my feelings to millions of people, and I sometimes play Starcraft nr 15 for hours on end.
THEND
I was walking along in the park one day when I ran across this crazy old sonuvabitch playing the harmonica. It sounded really nice and had a real bluesy feel to it. I was about the age of eight at this time, so I had no fucking outlook on life, really. Now, being naive and young, I sat up next to him, because I assumed he was really nice and stuff. He knocked the living shit out of me.
So, I lay there, sprawled out on the grass of the park, bleeding profusely from my fucking nose. I was pissed, let me tell you. Of course, I was just a little kid, so I just whined like the little pussy I was. Anyway, he ran off, because he wasn't a stupid motherfucker or anything. And then, out of the water flew a magnificent laser shark. It ripped my genitalia away with its razor sharp mangling teeth and then flew away. So anyway, I went home and cried, then my parents cussed me out and beat the shit out of me oo. Then, a few years later, when I was about fifteen, I got Livejournal, and it made my whole life better.
I've got an online G/F, I get to express my feelings to millions of people, and I sometimes play Starcraft nr 15 for hours on end.
THEND