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Jamie Mc'Cloud
09-29-2005, 01:54 PM
The thread name tells it all^^

The Fat Woman

Giegootrob was a mass murderer. He was on the loose and was wanted for over fourty brutal murders. He was walking down the street and saw a fat woman walking down the street. He hated fat women so he decided to rip her arms off. He followed her down the street and grabbed her fat body. Her smelly fat came off of her and was in his hand, he felt like the luckiest person in the world. The fat woman then started to cry and say she could not help that she was so fat. The murderer understood her plight and gave her a cheeseburger with extra bacon, the fat woman squealed in delight and from then on she and the murderer were best friends. They both killed people, he chopped off people's arms and she sat on them. They killed until they died from too much fattening food.

The End

My cousin Jonathan wrote this and he wanted me to post it here.