Haze
04-04-2005, 10:12 PM
I wrote a new fanfic tonight!
rated M for mature. Not Safe For Work
description: Fox and Krystal finally get married. However, can their bonds of love remain strong? Features light romantic teasing, but nothing explicit. A few subtle references to naughty activity - don't read if you dislike that stuff. Please R&R!
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"I'm so happy that we're married together," Fox said as he eyed Krystal's smoothly curved body up and down.
"Me too," Krystal said, as she stroked Fox's muscular chest.
"LET'S HAVE SEX!" Fox suggested in a subtle tone, full of double entendres.
"OKAY!" Krystal replied, her words carefully chosen for intentional innuendo.
Then they dropped their breakfast toast and totally started humping right there in the middle of the living room, rubbing against each other and the coarse red carpet. Meanwhile, all three of their children were watching in shock.
BUT FOX FORGOT TO WEAR PROTECTION!
Fox got pregnant again. This is because in MY Star Fox universe, Fox is a girl! And if you don't like that, then you are an elitist veteran, you prick. Krystal is not a boy; she is a girl. This is because in the canon games, she is a girl, and has a lot of character development. Fox is just a lesbian for her.
Just then, the Star Wolf team entered the room, and started raping the both of them. Yeah, even Leon, too. In this wacky alternate universe, he's a badass straight guy. They raped Krystal, Fox, AND all three of the children. Pretty soon, everyone in the room, with the exception of the Star Wolf team, were pregnant. Wolf is also a girl, but she's infertile because of a tragic radiation overexposure incident.
Then Falco entered the room and started laying eggs everywhere. Then he flew around the ceiling fan several times then started shitting on everyone like a freak rainstorm. Finally, he got tired of flying, so he just sat down on the floor, bent over, and started spewing solid excrement out of the end of his alimentary canal all over the place like a lawn sprinkler. Wolf got a rubber slide and everyone played a shit-infested version of Crocodile Mile.
Then Slippy entered the room and suddenly everyone got really horny. They didn't want to admit it, but everybody had a secret crush on Slippy. It was a very romantic scene, how they all raised their butcher knives and lopped his limbs off, feeling unbelievable levels of pleasure, the best of their lives, as they masturbated to his decapitated, bleeding body. Falco picked up Slippy's severed head and started spewing his poop directly into Slippy's mouth, though it was a bit tough what with the swollen tongue blocking the way.
Andross entered the room. "You people are sick, disgusting perverts!" He shook his head in rage while everyone in the room laughed heartily. He couldn't stand any more of this, and so he put on a gas mask and sprayed a gaseous substance into the air, impossible to avoid inhaling. Andross believed he got the last laugh, since that gas was supposed to give everyone AIDS so they all die. But he USED THE WRONG GAS CANISTER. So instead of killing them with HIV, all Andross managed to accomplish was to turn everyone in Star Wolf and Star Fox into humans and they all left the Lylat System to fly into the sun. They all died.
A year later, Andross died of AIDS.
THE END
rated M for mature. Not Safe For Work
description: Fox and Krystal finally get married. However, can their bonds of love remain strong? Features light romantic teasing, but nothing explicit. A few subtle references to naughty activity - don't read if you dislike that stuff. Please R&R!
***
"I'm so happy that we're married together," Fox said as he eyed Krystal's smoothly curved body up and down.
"Me too," Krystal said, as she stroked Fox's muscular chest.
"LET'S HAVE SEX!" Fox suggested in a subtle tone, full of double entendres.
"OKAY!" Krystal replied, her words carefully chosen for intentional innuendo.
Then they dropped their breakfast toast and totally started humping right there in the middle of the living room, rubbing against each other and the coarse red carpet. Meanwhile, all three of their children were watching in shock.
BUT FOX FORGOT TO WEAR PROTECTION!
Fox got pregnant again. This is because in MY Star Fox universe, Fox is a girl! And if you don't like that, then you are an elitist veteran, you prick. Krystal is not a boy; she is a girl. This is because in the canon games, she is a girl, and has a lot of character development. Fox is just a lesbian for her.
Just then, the Star Wolf team entered the room, and started raping the both of them. Yeah, even Leon, too. In this wacky alternate universe, he's a badass straight guy. They raped Krystal, Fox, AND all three of the children. Pretty soon, everyone in the room, with the exception of the Star Wolf team, were pregnant. Wolf is also a girl, but she's infertile because of a tragic radiation overexposure incident.
Then Falco entered the room and started laying eggs everywhere. Then he flew around the ceiling fan several times then started shitting on everyone like a freak rainstorm. Finally, he got tired of flying, so he just sat down on the floor, bent over, and started spewing solid excrement out of the end of his alimentary canal all over the place like a lawn sprinkler. Wolf got a rubber slide and everyone played a shit-infested version of Crocodile Mile.
Then Slippy entered the room and suddenly everyone got really horny. They didn't want to admit it, but everybody had a secret crush on Slippy. It was a very romantic scene, how they all raised their butcher knives and lopped his limbs off, feeling unbelievable levels of pleasure, the best of their lives, as they masturbated to his decapitated, bleeding body. Falco picked up Slippy's severed head and started spewing his poop directly into Slippy's mouth, though it was a bit tough what with the swollen tongue blocking the way.
Andross entered the room. "You people are sick, disgusting perverts!" He shook his head in rage while everyone in the room laughed heartily. He couldn't stand any more of this, and so he put on a gas mask and sprayed a gaseous substance into the air, impossible to avoid inhaling. Andross believed he got the last laugh, since that gas was supposed to give everyone AIDS so they all die. But he USED THE WRONG GAS CANISTER. So instead of killing them with HIV, all Andross managed to accomplish was to turn everyone in Star Wolf and Star Fox into humans and they all left the Lylat System to fly into the sun. They all died.
A year later, Andross died of AIDS.
THE END